Look at this ad from Lucky. This is what jeans should look like. Women in skinny jeans always look (1) awful or (2) awful like thoroughbred racehorses: top heavy bodies poured into gawky awkward legs.
And what i
s with all the silver metallic. No one looks good in aluminum foil, not even a Triskelion, unless Star Trek trash is the effect you are after, actually. I mean, shoes, bags, and coats all look like the material is one swipe away from visible batting. Gold is barely any better but at least it works with skin color. If you are going to wrap yourself with a solar blanket-looking top coat, do yourself a favor and have the singlet, running shoe and marathon race number to go with it. Otherwise, buy the boobs and find yourself a nice Captain Kirk to settle down with for a few years. Yes, yes, life is short.
